Monday, April 17, 2006

Monday Morning

Dear People Who Read This Site, “George”, Girl, That Euro, Special C, Dr. Chris, The (Other) O.C., (Get Back) JoJo, and Potential Investors,

I'm back, and starting to get back on track, finally. The internets are abundant, and here are some of my favorite pieces:

First, Blair has a blog. Never mind that Jo was always my favorite, up until they were all going to Langley college, at which point George Clooney was my favorite, especially since Jo started dating her doppelganger boyfriend and Natalie gave it up to The Fly or whatever. But, dude, Blair is a hard-core, menacing parent. The whole "lesson" from her incontinent dog scares me. It makes you wonder what really happened to those other girls who were on the Facts of Life with Molly Ringwald.

Second, another puff piece celebrating Gwyneth. When will people realize that her smugness may destroy civilization? It's only a matter of time until Chris Martin drops Coldplay to do Captain-and-Tenille-type duets with her, except with 100% more smug for our enjoyment. I do like that they pointed out that she thinks Americans are too fat or untraveled to understand that it's ok to guzzle a Guinness at the end of one's pregnancy. She must be stopped.

Finally, I am completely on the bandwagon regarding Katie Holmes' extremely suspicious pregnancy. With any luck, she is not carrying Tiny Tom's tiny demon seed. Where is Pacey when you need him?

PS: Happy Birthday, "George!"